Or “I Know Who Cheated On Me”?
So everything started last night on Snapchat when Lindsay started telling Egor “ET” to “phone home”:
And then shit hit the fan about an hour ago when she shared this post on Insta:


Followed by this:

Apparently Dasha Pash is a well-known “socialite” - or “hooker,” whichever profession floats your boat, and as soon as Lilo tagged her in the post, her three fans (not including me) pounced:



She followed up the reveal with this video of Egor at a club, captioned “Home?”
And moments later Dasha set her account to private, unfortunately I forgot to follow it so if anybody else was able to squeeze in before the lock, let me know!

I’ll keep you guys updated with any breaking Lohan news, as per usual. Of course this entire mess gave me flashbacks to the SamRo days:
This is giving me flashbacks to that video of her screaming outside Samantha Ronson’s house in 2009. pic.twitter.com/Fn5HOEu99C
— popculturediedin2009 (@pcd2009)July 24, 2016
“I’M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!” Ah, simpler times.

UPDATE:
…What?


UPDATE #2:
SHE POSTED DASHA’S CONTACT INFO & DELETED IT!



This mess is so Shanna Moakler circa 2007, I love it!
UPDATE #3:
She posted this:


And updated the caption to that “Home?” video of Egor in the club:

Someone needs to edit this picture 2012 Tumblr style with a black bar over Dasha’s eyes & “Trust No One” scribbled on it:

UPDATE (7/24):
Dasha’s off private and made this post:


This entire thing has been wild.
