Ashley likes older men, Amanda has a new life coach, Tara continues to exist, and Paris still hates Lindsay.
~Amanda’s New Life Coach~
I was reading the latest Star and spotted this article that has the scoop on Amanda Bynes’ new life coach, in addition to how she’s holding up at FIDM:
Keep it up, Amanda!
~Children Of The Corn Updates~
Last time we checked up on Ashley Olsen’s love life, she was canoodling with a recently-divorced artist. Since then rumors swirled she was dating childhood friendHayden Slater (But PCD2009 reader Spencer Pratt shut that one down), and now the latest name she’s been linked to is art dealer Richard Sachs.
A Page Six sighting (Appropriately titled: “Ashley Olsen gets close to (another) ‘very rich, ancient man”) claims that the two were packing on PDA at a New York spin class over a week ago:
“They sat in the front row of the spin class and rode on bikes next to each other. They were affectionate after the class, despite being sweaty. She covered up in a big jacket and huge black sunglasses. They were canoodling and cuddly when they left holding hands. He looked like he could be twice her age. There’s no way that’s his natural hair color,” a spy told us of his manly black mane of hair. The couple was snapped taking a stroll around the Hamptons days before sweating it out on bikes. We’re told Sachs is a “bigwig in the art space,” divorced, and lives in New York, St. Barts and Malibu. “He has a lot of money from working in finance. He’s a great guy who owns a lot of art. I believe he’s in his late 50s. He’s always at the art parties,” a source told us. Another source described Sachs as a “really good guy. His passion at this point in his life is supporting young artists. He is very private and a little eccentric.”
In other Olsen news, the corpse of Mary-Kate has almost entirely decomposed. Here it is making an appearance with Ashley at the 2016 LACMA Art & Film Gala:
I have so many questions.
~Is Tara Reid Like Okay Like?~
Tara Reid wants you to know she’s NOT having a breakdown… which totally means she’s having one.
A recent report in Star alleges that Tara has been starving herself and that she’s at the lowest point she’s been in years. Tara, however, claims this is all a lie in a recent statement she made to Gossip Cop:
“I eat all the time, and have been the same weight forever. This body shaming has to stop!”
I’ll leave you with some of her latest candids:
Yep, she’s the picture of health. Can we just get a Taradise DVD release already?
~The War Continues~
With all the buzz over Lindsay Lohan’s newish accent, Parasite Hilton has felt a bit left out:
Shouldn’t you be busy sucking the life out of some wayward party girl P?
~Random Tidbits~
- Courtney Loveis coming to Lifetime.
- Tyra Banksstill doesn’t know Gianni Versace.
- Alfred Hitchcockwas trash.
- Kate Bosworthis playing Sharon Tate in a biopic. Fun Fact: One of my favorite books is Helter Skelter
- Lindsay Lohanis Xenu’s next target.
- Michael Jacksontold Prince Jackson to trust no one.
- Timberdouchesays Woody Allen is his hero.
- Britney Spearsloves being a bitch.
- Allie Lutz from The Hillsis engaged and looks like Jodi Arias.
Sorry that the post is super bare, I just wanted to give you guys something since I’ve barely been posting lately! Luckily my final midterm was last week so I’ve been cooking up some new posts in my free time. And like I mentioned in the latest Lilo in Training post, if any of you guys are NYC-based & want to hang out and gossip, message me!
Also, start sending in your stories for the next #dirt post!