Partying, leaked texts, crashing a truck into a building, and more exciting moments from the life of Coop.
Last time we caught up with Mischa Barton, she was recovering in Cedars-Sinai from a post-birthday meltdown involving fence-dangling and screaming. Since then, Coop’s swapped Tijuana for the streets of Hollywood and fueled countless tabloid stories just like it’s 2007, so where do we begin?
(Replace this with Coop)
Well, I ended the last post with a testimony on the birthday-from-hell from one of Mischa’s party pals. Some personal troubles of my own (I guess Coop & I are in sync? Her birthday was even the day after mine!) distracted me from further updates - such as Mischa taking to Twitter to combat the recent onslaught of stories about her behavior:
Thank you so much for all the love guys.It means the world to me.There is too much going on in the world so I appreciate this more than ever
— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) January 31, 2017
From the bottom of my heart. We shall over come.
— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) January 31, 2017
To members of the press please respect my privacy
— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) January 31, 2017
Oh Misch, you know that’s never going to happen.
Also, one of my followers pointed out that all Mischa does is like pictures of Parasite Hilton’s ex-boytoy/beard/who-even-fucking-knows River Viiperi.
@MischaBarton@pcd2009 Is anyone else at all curious as to why all the tweets Mischa likes is of River Viiperi or about him???
— Andrew Anderson (@BeingInfamous) January 31, 2017
I checked her likes, and it was true. But after seeing the tweet Mischa went back and unliked every tweet she’s liked as far back as last spring… lmao. Moving on, days later she made her first post-hospital public appearance with a stop at a local CVS to pick up some wine, amongst other things:
She told the chatty photogs that she was “feeling better” and didn’t want to talk about the GHB incident:
Fast forward a few nights later, she’s snapped heading to Catch in West Hollywood with some friends:
And she takes a moment to note that she’s been “doing good” since the hospitalization:
I’m also loving the classic 2008 Mischa headband revival!
Anyways, Coop continued to seem to be in good spirits during a daytime outing the following week:
And then a Starbucks run with a pal and her dog Ziggy a couple of nights later:
But is everything really back to normal in Mischa’s word? Probably not.
This past week, Radar Online recreated a recent alleged text conversation between Mischa and a friend discussing her drug use:
A source told the site that while Mischa mostly indulges in pills, she’s even been using heroin as of late. Someone else reportedly close to Mischa told the Enquirer (I know…):
“Mischa is in denial. She thinks that if she doesn’t open letters from banks and attorneys chasing owed credit, then they’ll go away. People might think she’s turned her life around because she isn’t falling out of nightclubs, but behind closed doors she’s a complete wreck. The last few years have been a living hell, but, somehow, Mischa acts like everything is fine!”
If it’s true, it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest.
The Coop tour of Los Angeles continued with a solo bar outing a few nights ago, where she was photographed smoking alone at 3AM:
Earlier that day, TMZ leaked the 911 calls from Mischa’s neighbors the morning of the meltdown. Trust me, I’m soulless and love good gossip, but that just left a sour taste in my mouth so I refrained from giving Harvey Levin those extra page hits. According to Daily Mail, though, the callers claimed Mischa was threatening to kill herself, and one of the neighbors told the dispatcher that apparently police are a frequent fixture at Coop’s apartment, with meltdowns occurring every couple of months.
Then the latest bout of Barton drama came late last night. While I was trying to catch up on some much-needed sleep, my pal theshitneyspears gave me another crazy Coop scoop: she crashed her moving van into a building.
Mischa Barton just tried to move into my friends building and drove the truck into the building structure lmao pic.twitter.com/uCAebd0Sk9
— David (@WrittenByDavid) February 12, 2017
According to TMZ, Mischa moved out of her old apartment on Wednesday and was driving around town in the U-Haul for several days before last night’s crash at her new abode right below the Sunset Strip - the obligatory crash footage:
Tell us what’s really on your mind, Coop.
As for what’s next, who knows! A 2017 remake of her post-DUI staged church candids could do her some good, though:
