Here’s what Coachella looked like 10 years ago:
Cory Kennedy
ScarJo with The Jesus & Mary Chain
Cisco Adler (Obligatory NSFW Picture Of His Balls)
Steve Aoki
Tara Reid
Peaches& Jessica Alba
… and Ron Jeremy
Cameron Diaz& Drew Barrymore
Aziz Ansari
Mischa Barton
Kimbo Stewart& Alex Turner
Courtney Love’s lip injections
Amy& Blake
Danny DeVito
And Kelly Osbourne
La“Sober” Lohan, whose bodyguard Jaz supplied her with tequila shots all night:
And Parasite with Lilo’s ex Harry Morton:
Despite Lindsay calling Paris a “cunt” on MySpace two weeks earlier, the girls joined forces for a coked-up festival dance-off to Bloc Party’s Helicopter:
But the party came to an end when Kelly O. reported her purse stolen to the Palm Springs Police, who in the midst of their “investigation” stumbled upon a drug den in the VIP restroom… sending Lilo, Paris, and their party pals packing.
While partying, though, LL reportedly made several special requests for Amy Winehouse’s Rehab. Fitting!