Nana Lohan invites you in.
Warning: Some NSFW Pictures (And Not Of Cisco Adler’s Balls)
~More Home Videos?~
And you guys think Mischa Barton has no impact!
According to a recent report in OK!, Britney Spears is the star of a sex tape possibly being peddled around Hollywood:
I highly doubt it, as I first spotted this rumor in an issue of the Enquirer a couple of weeks ago - no, I don’t pay for that trash, but I do accompany my mom to the supermarket every Saturday to flip through the tabloids I’m too cheap to subscribe to… yep, I’m that much of a loser.
Anyways, when would this supposed sex tape even be from? 2007? If so, that shit would’ve leaked already. I’m reminded of a semi-vintage article about Adnan Ghalib taking close-up shots of Brit's… bits.. while they were hooking up. Plus, there isn’t a part of Brit we haven’t seen already:
So keep this one in the archives - let Parasite& Kimmy K stick to the triple-X tricks.
Oh, and Screech.
~New Amanda Troubles?~
It’s been a hot second since Amanda Bynes graced the pages of a tabloid, but the Enquirer is drudging up the fallen it-girl for this week’s issue, alleging that she’s been cutting herself a la Lohan, Barton, & co.:
Before you give the rumor any credence, my friend & fellow Amanda connoisseur Spencer (Simon, not Pratt) suggested the marks could be from Mandy’s tattoo removal process. Yeah, you probably forgot she had this:
Amanda’s Unofficial PR Team: 1
Enquirer: 0
~SPEIDI SPAWN!!!~
If you’ve been living under a rock, or choose to only keep up with people relevant post-2010, then you probably haven’t heard that The Hills’ Heidi Montag& Spencer Pratt are expecting their first child together!
‘The Hills’ alums @spencerpratt and @heidimontag are expecting a baby! https://t.co/lq1c8QqSDOpic.twitter.com/PS8TM9mbHk
— Us Weekly (@usweekly) April 12, 2017
I figured the news would be coming soon as Spencer stopped mid-sentence during our podcast recording session the other week to silence the “fake baby” he’d been caring for - yep, Spencer’s working on being a doting dad, don’t let those Enzo days fool you!
Anyways, the power couple scored the latest cover of Us Weekly with the announcement:
my bible arrived pic.twitter.com/o4YdnjhPyq
— popculturediedin2009 (@pcd2009) April 14, 2017
And the inside story for your reading pleasure:
A far cry from their appearance exactly a decade ago in the April 24th, 2007 issue of Us Weekly:
Ah, yes - the sex tape drama:
Time flies!
All I can say is that Speidi spawn’s first appearance better be on our podcast, Spencer. Congrats!
~Random Tidbits~
- Nobody cares about Blanket Jackson.
- Someone stop Tori Spellingfrom having another kid, I beg you.
- Angie Jo’s new abode is fucking gorgeous. Go figure.
- Harper Beckham is a superstar-in-training, and Posh knows it.
- A Fear Factor revival is happening… with Ludacris?
- Talan Torrierois on daddy duty.
- Xenu drama! Jenna“Have you raped a baby?” Elfmangets no love on Reddit.
- Alec Baldwintalks about that little voicemail, ten years later - you can listen to it here!
- The former host of The Apprenticeis pissed at Foxy Knoxy.
- Papa Joeis giving us #glamour at Coachella, meanwhile Ashlee is looking like Brooke Hogan.
- Goopthinks you should go barefoot.
- The Arrangementis getting a second season - loves it!
- Nicole Richiegets slapped.
- Hugh Hefneris still alive, unfortunately.
- Doing big things! ParasiteDJs a yoga class - your move, Blohan.
- 'Liv Palermotalks about reality TV and shit.
- Mary-Kate & Ashley’s stylist dishes on their most iconic looks - including the NYU days!
- Is Saint Siennamaking moves on Brad Pitt?
- La Lohan is coming to Dubai this week to be honored at an awards show for Middle Eastern women - don’t you love 2017?
~Tabloids~
Here are some articles from the recent issues of Us Weekly, Star, OK!, and Life & Style:
Life & Style
Us Weekly
OK!
Star
Hope you guys have a good week! And if you haven’t yet, make sure to send in your celebrity encounters for the upcoming #dirt post!
Happy Easter!
