#dirt

Lindsay hates Mischa, Laguna hates Kristin, and Shenae Grimes hates herself.

For anyone new to these posts, #dirt posts basically consist of celebrity stories/tips PCD2009 readers submit, in addition to some tips I’m told by personal sources. Enjoy!

~CELEBRITY ENCOUNTERS~

Kylie Jenner Stuff

“I work at a mall that Kylie Jenner goes to a lot and I’m cool with all the valet people. They always tell me at Neiman’s valet, when she arrives, she always throws her car keys at them or she drops them on the floor. I think it’s funny how she tries to act down to earth or normal.” - Anonymous

And another:

“I work in a nice mall in the SVF and Kylie Jenner’s blonde friend came inside my store and was a total bitch. She didn’t care if she destroyed all the shirts. Also I couldn’t help to notice her fake butt, and it needed injections because it looked like a ball that needed to be inflated.” - Anonymous

Anybody know the friends name? I have no clue who’s in Kylie’s clique, but I’m assuming they’re talking about that Stassi chick someone mentioned in the last post?

Coop

“My friend works on the set of Dancing with the Stars, and being a huge O.C. fan (obviously) casually said ‘Hi’ to Mischa. She was super rude and actually told her that she only spoke to producers. Plus she was always late.” - Anonymous

Jessica Alba

“I was at a work event with Jessica Alba the other day. Can’t get *too specific* but it wasn’t a Hollywood thing and big people were involved. Anyways, she was nice enough but had major stank face the entire time.” - Anonymous

I remember when I used to read Dlisted, Michael K. would always called her 'MiserAlba’ for that very reason lmao.

Fifth Harmony

“Attended Coachella weekend one and saw that girl with the annoying voice (Carmen, I think?) from Fifth Harmony and she took some kind of pill. Could be a bar, could be Tylenol who knows.” - Anonymous

This entire message was so funny to me.

Lilo

“I hung out with Lindsay Lohan one night and we were talking about Mischa and she said 'Fuck Mischa Barton,’ so if they’re going to be in a movie together that’ll be funny.” - Anonymous

Paris Stories

“So I was invited to Paris Hilton’s World According To Paris premiere party back in 2011. I heard Paris saying stuff about Kim K getting engaged to Kris Humphries at the same time so she can steal the spotlight from her once again and that’s why she had low ratings at the premiere.” - Anonymous

And a bonus P story:

“Paris fucking Hilton came into my work today (SoHo urban outfitters in NYC) and I almost died. She was very very incognito + wearing way too many layers for the weather but we made eye contact and it was her as fuck. Anyway, who knew Paris was a UO shopper?” - Off-Anonymous

L.A. Stories Pt. 1

“Okay so I was in LA and as usual, every driver we had was a failed actor/producer/singer etc. So, here are a few things I picked up: 1. Lilo was having a meltdown during the filming of Herbie and turned up everyday wasted and crying. The makeup department kept having to reapply every hour because she was such a wreck. 2. My friend’s mom met Kevin Spacey’s boyfriend. 3. Demi Lovato is surprisingly nice and not a diva - oh yeah, and some waiter in a hotel said that Johnny Depp is the biggest wino he’s ever seen.” - Off-Anonymous

Team LC or Team Kristin?

“Yesterday I was in Laguna Beach and walked by a bookstore with multiples of Lauren Conrad’s new book covering the front window, when I walked in I couldn’t even find Kristin Cavallari’s new book lmao.” - Anonymous

Demi Lovato

“Any Demi Lovato dirt? I cannot believe she covered up the hardcore drugs as well as she did. My only dish is my friend was close with her friend Marissa back in Texas and hardcore stalked Demi before her Disney days (literally her last public myspace comment on Marissa’s page was when she was flown to Canada for Camp Rock) and that she could at times be a total psycho bitch. But damn, you have to respect that level of cover up!” - Anonymous

Honestly, I like Demi Lovato now. I used to be indifferent towards her, but the past year I’ve grown to like her.

L.A. Stories Pt. 2

“I had friends who went to Sierra Canyon (the Jenners’ old HS) and said Kylie was the typical mean/popular girl but has turned into some other animal now, Kendall was pretty nice/personable. I was friends with them on Facebook and Kylie was so full of herself. Not really surprised by her crazy antics now. I also knew the Hadids pretty well. Bella has had a LOT of work done to her face and is pretty rude/thinks she’s hot shit because she’s rich, but Gigi was always very sweet/personable. I genuinely think Gigi wanted to just go to college/live that trust fund life until her modeling career really took off. I was an extra on Hannah Montana and Miley was super super nice, Trace Cyrus was creepy though. Even though Miley’s very eccentric and open with the weed, and who knows what else, she’s very put together. She’s more put together than Selena and Demi, who are experts at hiding stuff (Selena was very manufactured by Disney).” - Anonymous

Lauren Bush

“So I live in Carmel, California, which is a town that’s only like 2 miles long and it’s really private and right on the beach so lots of celebs and wealthy people vacation and live here. Lauren Bush was in town last month and she wasn’t dressed in anything special, just work out gear and had a plain black handbag. She had a pissy attitude though and was accompanied by 6 secret service agents! I tried to go into the coffee shop after her and one of her guards stopped me and wouldn’t let me in.” - Anonymous

Baywatch #Dirt

“This isn’t fun #dirt but I live in Georgia, it’s all I have. Two guys who are filming Baywatch come to the restaurant I work at a lot and hound my friend for coke. They said David Hasselhoff came in for filming and was slamming drinks between takes and kept saying, unprompted, 'Sorry guys I’m acting weird because of the meds I’m on, not the alcohol.’ Also they hate the director, and the Rock’s body double is his cousin.” - Anonymous

Duff Stuff

“I met Hilary Duff around 2006 when I was in the Dallas airport. She was wearing ripped jeans, a pink t-shirt and a fedora. She was carrying her Chihuahua which was wrapped in a pink boa. I noticed the dog before her at first, even though she was my idol at the time. I asked her for her autograph and her manager was being rude and said they had to go but Hilary felt sorry for me so she gave me her signature and said 'Here you go sweetie!’ She was nice & so petite!” - Anonymous

Kathy Hilton

“Kathy Hilton paid $9000 for her teacup pomeranian. Not the best tip but I know you like her so I thought I would pass it on. Source - just google this phrase and it’ll take you to the breeders website where she made the post: 'Adorable Micro Teacup Platinum Quality Amazing Pom SOLD TO CELEBRITY KATHY HILTON!’” - Anonymous

Mike Myers

“So I have friends who worked on 'The Love Guru’ and they told me that Mike Myers was to never be looked at in the eye by anyone, and when they traveled him from his trailer to set, he demanded to be traveled in a tube that was exactly 76 degrees. Lmao what a life.” - Anonymous

Barbershop #Dirt

“Not anything juicy, just some slice-of-life stuff I thought I’d share! So my mom was in Chicago mid-March for work and winds up meeting some of the cast of the new 'Barbershop’ flick on an elevator. First elevator she missed because some bodyguard was blocking the way. So the next one comes and she and her coworker are racking their brains over who’s on it with them, because all these people look familiar - turns out to be Anthony Anderson, who was on the phone, and Regina Hall and Deon Cole, who were making fun of him for having a bad connection, like he kept saying 'Hello?!’ in an increasingly frustrated way. Deon Cole started dancing for no reason with my mom and Regina Hall smiled a lot and the vibe was all-around nice I guess. I checked it out on IG and turns out the cast was there for a press tour. no idea who the bodyguard was for, but my guess is either Nicki Minaj or Ice Cube. Cedric the Entertainer was there too. Only comment my mom had was that it was like 50 degrees in Chicago that day and he was dressed for like, a winter storm or something. Being from the midwest, it was kind of the highlight for everyone’s day, even for those of us that weren’t there!” - Off-Anonymous

Darcy Disappoints Me Once Again

“In the times that Shenae Grimes was a boho chic irrelevant Hollywood starlet, she used to sleep with Jared Leto.” - Anonymous

~INSIDE #DIRT~

Elle King

“I never thought this would ever be relevant, but do you give a shit about Elle King gossip? Friend of a friend lived with her around 5 years ago and said she was a trainwreck. I can’t remember the stories too well, but what I can remember off the top of my head was that Elle had to go to rehab - I think it was for coke, and she just left the roommate all of her clothes and belongings.” - Source

Erin Heatherton

“Erin Heatherton has been staying at a hotel I work part time at in L.A. and she’s been absolutely terrorizing the staff. She’s been getting drunk and walking naked around her floor, and hugging/harassing the housekeeping staff. They’ve had to tell her she can’t extend her stay.” - Source

Nicole & Joel

“Swear to Allah, Lindsay, and Lil’ Kim this is the God honest truth. So Nicole Richie’s husband, Joel Madden, was a judge on X Factor Australia like 2 years ago - my friend works at the hotel they were staying at. So Nicole and Joel went out and never left any sort of sign for maintenance to clean up the room, so the cleaners went as instructed. I’m not too sure if there’s a policy, but the cleaner only got to clean for a little while until she stumbled upon multiple lines of cocaine on table, in plain fucking sight. So my friend was called and rushed to handle the situation. Nicole and Joel were brought back to their room and were in awe and 'embarrassed’ by their actions. The story was reported to the media and everything but she was the one who contacted the police. I don’t know if the media went into detail of the events, but she said when Nicole and Joel came back to the room it was obvious they were on something - they admitted to their fault and apologized for the inconvenience. I’ll try to remember more details, and I swear Nicole tried to bribe my friend at one stage as well.” - Source

So a quick search led me to this article about Joel and Nicole getting booted from an Australian hotel for weed possession back in 2013. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was really coke and your friend said it was weed to cool things down.

Anyways, that’s it for this time! Keep submitting your stories, and I hope you all had an awesome week!:)

Also, I noticed when I was checking the 'gossip’ tag that a lot of these #dirt posts don’t show up! Anybody know how to fix that?