lindsay and evan were actually rumored to be dating for a minute in 2006, and they were (#allegedly) spotted kissing at her 21st birthday party in 2007 - the same afternoon she was rumored to have canoodled with lorenzo lamas’ son, so pick your poison. and yet another ross-lohan outing in ‘08, post-courtenay “google me, you dumb fuck” semel, pre-samro (also amidst rumors she was dating everyone from brody jenner to adrian grenier):
evan’s existence perplexes me, honestly. i’ve only seen him act in georgia rule-lite, according to greta, and based off my fuzzy memory, he was so terrible he made hilary duff seem like a classically trained thespian. i didn’t watch the recent e! reality show with evan and ashlee, though, so maybe i’m missing out.