Paris comments on Lindsay’s engagement, Amanda’s 30th birthday bash, a Pretty Wild reunion, and POSSIBLE NEW ASHLEE SIMPSON SONG SNIPPET!!!!
So before I get into everything, I’d like to apologize for how long it’s taken me to do another one of these! I used to do them so frequently but I’ve been so busy with personal stuff since the year started that I never had a chance, so now that things are slowing down a bit I hope that I can get back into the groove of doing these at least once a week, and if a week goes by and I missed one, feel free to yell at me for being a lazy shit in my inbox. Enjoy!
~POP MUSIC EMERGENCY~
I’ve been following Papa Joe on Instagram for ages waiting for this glorious moment, and it finally happened. A member of his twink harem uploaded a video with some unreleased Ashlee material playing in the background - a video he quickly took down, convincing me that this is in fact a snippet from something new and Ashlee is ready to reclaim her pop throne:
Shoutout to Popologynow for the clip! Anyways, for years Ashlee’s said she’s been working on new material, but nothing’s come out of it. This is the first sign that a new project is in the works and I can’t contain myself - this is better than Christmas, this is better than my birthday, this is better than the day Jennifer Lawrence finally becomes irrelevant - I can’t describe how happy I am, and I hope you all are happy too. Hopefully we don’t have to wait another year for this masterpiece-in-the-making.
YOUR MOVE LOHAN.
~Pretty Wild Reunion~
Reality TV legends Alexis, Tess, & Gabby reunited this past week!
Tess has been in Milwaukee lately, but she flew over to LA to celebrate Alexis’ daughter Harper’s 3rd birthday!
This seems like a good sign considering Alexis didn’t want to deal with Tess until she got clean, plus Tess is looking much healthier now than the last time we saw her.
Also, she shared this picture back in January but I don’t think I ever shared it on here:
Lmao, she has no shame.
~Anti-Vaxxer Alert~
Anyone who’s followed me for a while knows I have a lot of flop faves, Bijou Phillips being one of them. As far as Paris Hilton’s party pals go, she actually has talent. I loved Havoc& Bully, and I even listen to her music, but last week she crossed over to the dark side:
I know her & Danny Masterson are Scientologists, but how stupid can you be to even entertain this shit? It’s just beyond me (put extra emphasis on “beyond” a la Reese Witherspoon). I had high hopes for her, but I guess she’s decided to join the ranks of washed-up morons like Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, and Kristin Cavallari.
~Lohan Updates~
Here’s everything Lindsay’s been up to since her engagement:
1). Lindsay confirmed to The Sun that she’s converting to Islam, a year after she was spotted carrying the Quran to community service.
“I’m a very spiritual person and I’m really open to learning. America has portrayed holding a Quran in such a different way to what it actually is. We all believe in something and at the end of the day it all ties to a god or a spiritual adviser. We all have a similar belief in whatever it may be personally. My sister is Buddhist but she is still interested in learning other things from me. It’s good to be open-minded.”
2). Candids!
Out in NYC with Michael and Egor (4/13)
Out in NYC with Egor (4/14)
Out shopping with Ali in NYC (4/15)
Out in NYC with Egor (4/15)
Out in NYC with Egor and Ali (4/17)
Out in NYC with Ali and Egor (4/18)
Leaving the Trump SoHo hotel in NYC with Egor (4/19)
Out in SoHo with Egor (4/20)
3). Insta posts!
4). She’s on Snapchat!
Add her: Bella79
And that’s all of the LL news for now! Oh, I almost forgot - Paris commented on Lindsay’s engagement:
Paris commented on Lindsay’s engagement😁 pic.twitter.com/fW9wp2LExr
— popculturediedin2009 (@pcd2009) April 23, 2016
I’ll let this one slide Paris, you’re probably still bitter over your breakup with Thomas.
~Margaret Cho’s Anna Tribute~
Margaret Cho, who kissed Anna in The Anna Nicole Show’s 2002 Christmas Special, released a new music video tribute to her:
Thoughts?
~FUTURE HOLLYWOOD IT-GIRL ALERT~
Who? 4-year-old Harper Beckham.
The Evidence:
- She’s already a pro at handling the paparazzi.
- She’s not afraid of having a diva image.
- She’s already a style icon.
She even has a blog dedicated to her impeccable fashion choices: http://harperbeckhamfashion.blogspot.com/
Please look at it - it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The post titles alone KILL me:
Okay… why does this look like somebody snuck a photo of her:
~Coop’s Comeback~
Despite getting booted from Dancing with the D-Listers, our girl Mischa has been looking better than ever - and here’s the pics to prove it:
#SunDaze💗💫⚡️💥 pic.twitter.com/MIBfWemgQO
— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) April 10, 2016
Be yourself, everyone else is taken. – Oscar Wilde #TuesdayLove💗 pic.twitter.com/YZeRzKx9f8
— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) April 13, 2016
last one I promise .. Hope everyone is having a great week 🤗 Xoxo #LaLaLandpic.twitter.com/mMrO7bqbzu
— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) April 13, 2016
On my way to the @aliceandolivia show !!! #LaLaLand💥💗 pic.twitter.com/fv6yt3YXC1
— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) April 14, 2016
So much love for this gal @SaraSampaio💗 pic.twitter.com/grNhbNr5Jj
— Mischa Barton (@MischaBarton) April 14, 2016
And some recent candids to soak up that extra Barton beauty:
Leaving Spago with Eva Cavalli (4/19)
Leaving Mr Chow (4/14)
Welcome back Coop!
~Pam’s New Career~
She’s ventured into standup comedy, apparently (via Page Six):
“The “Baywatch” star, 48, tried her hand at standup comedy Thursday night as host of “Gotham Comedy Live” at the intimate NYC venue. “I’ve always wanted to try standup because I was inspired by all the great female comedians we’ve had: there’s Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, Andy Dick,” she quipped to the packed house. Accentuating her iconic, gravity-defying assets in a little black dress, Anderson kept the crowd roaring as she playfully poked fun at everything from her acting career to her infamous home video with ex-husband rocker Tommy Lee. “Did you see that Hulk Hogan got $115 million for his sex tape?” she asked the audience of the wrestler’s recent lawsuit. “That pissed me off! All I got were some stupid Mötley Crüe tickets.”
Also, she finally sighed onto the new Baywatch movie starring Roids Efron and Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex. I guess they finally offered her the right amount of $$$$:
~Amanda Updates~
Last time we checked up on Amanda, she was turning 30! Well, if you’re wondering how she celebrated her big day, a few employees at Six Flags in Valencia tweeted that she celebrated there! She was clearly inspired by our girl Lilo in Training!
Anyways, they wrote that Amanda looked great, had tons of fun, and even shared her birthday cake with fans! I love her so much:,) But unfortunately I was informed of a less than stellar Mandy encounter today. Someone shared that Amanda came into their store and things were going well until out of nowhere she dropped everything and sat on the floor for a while - then she left! Hopefully it was just a really bizarre misunderstanding.
~Olsen News~
So let’s start with their Instagram ‘takeover’ for Sephora:
I refuse to believe they typed those captions. I can never imagine an Olsen Twin using emojis. And now time for candids!
Mary-Kate leaving Dan Tana’s in West Hollywood with Olivier (4/1)
Mary-Kate and Ashley out in NYC (4/19)
~RIP CHYNA~
Celebrity deaths rarely surprise me, after Anna Nicole & Brittany Murphy I thought nothing could catch me off guard, but I have to say I was taken aback when I saw reports this week that Chyna died.
I was never into wrestling, but she always seemed super sweet from what I’d seen of her on The Surreal Life, in addition to an interesting (and pretty depressing) documentary called Addicted to Fame about the making of her 2007 film with Anna Nicole Smith, Illegal Aliens. Reports said she died of a drug overdose at her Redondo Beach apartment. Another report I saw claimed that it was a Casey Johnson situation and she might’ve been dead for days. Of course when I clicked a TMZ link about the story there were pictures of her being wheeled out of her home in a body bag - stay classy Harvey. Also, this video she shared earlier this week has been making the rounds:
Some people have been comparing it to the Anna Nicole clown video.
@britneyspears hey beautiful!!!
— Chyna (@ChynaJoanLaurer) March 21, 2016
What an angel:(
~Kelly/Michael Drama~
I don’t know if any of you have been keeping up with it, admittedly I didn’t at first but now I’m sucked in. The bottom line is Michael Strahan ditched Kelly & Michael for a job on Good Morning America, Kelly’s pissed and feels betrayed, etc. Very Hope & Faith. But the best thing to come out of this mess is Kelly skipping a taping of the show to pose with a David & Goliath book for the paparazzi:
You know me, I can’t resist a good Speidi/Paris moment.
~Help A PCD2009 Reader Out~
I rarely, if ever, share GoFundMe’s because I don’t trust them. People on here are sketchy and I’m not willing to throw a few dollars at someone who claims they’re starving, but in reality are probably trying to save up for a Balenciaga. However, the following link I will share with you is not the case!
https://www.gofundme.com/5bn8st3g
Kayla AKA blentgirl is a devoted PCD2009 reader and has been for well over a year, and she messaged me asking if I could help her out since she’s trying to save up to replace her beat-up car. I am sharing the link with you guys since I refuse to let a fellow gossip down and I’d appreciate if anyone could even spare a dollar for the cause!
~Tabloids~
I haven’t made magazine posts in a while and I’m going to try and start them up again, so here’s a few stories from recent issues that caught my eye:
